Monday,Feb 23 2009, 11:07:27 AMHusband & Wife to the end

Husband(returning late from work): Good evening dear, I’m logged

Wife: Have u brought the groceries?

Husband: Bad Command or file name.

Wife: But I told u in the morning.

Husband: syntax error. Abort?

Wife: what about my new T.V?

Husband: Variable not found.

Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping.

Husband: sharing violation, access denied.

Wife: Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny.

Husband: Too many parameters.

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u.

Husband: Type mismatch.

Wife: U r useless.

Husband: It’s by default.

Wife: Wt about your salary.

Husband: file in use…try later.

Wife: Wt is my value in this family.

Husband: Unknown virus…

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Wednesday,Jan 14 2009, 08:08:43 AMHow to build your personality

Your body is constantly changing, your mind is opening, and your life is starting to have its own shape. You are not a kid anymore, what is quite traumatic if you think about how easy everything was for you while you were only a kid. You didn't even need to wear your clothes... Mommy and daddy did everything for you.

Now this time is gone and you want to be an adult. If it were possible, you would simply jump to the future and live right now as an adult because you hate the limitations you have because your age doesn't allow you to be independent. You ...

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Wednesday,Jan 14 2009, 06:39:12 AMLive life full with love

Have you always wanted to be the cool guy, who always seems to do the right thing? Or are you dying to be the cool girl, who flows through life with ease and grace? If you think about all the people who you think of as cool, you'll find that they have several characteristics in common: they're all confident, unique, and on friendly terms with everyone. There's no reason you can't be like that yourself.

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